Heard in the Living Room

Miriam sobbing: "My brain hurts!! My brain hurts!" while rubbing her knee.

While Evan was getting a much needed diaper change, Miriam kept rubbing a pen cap in his hair which upset him.  Momma asked her to stop.  Miriam replied, "I have to color Evan's hair!"

While sitting on Momma's lap, Miriam reached up and touched Momma's neck and said, "Look,you have a bumble bee!" "No, Miriam, that's my mole." Pause. Looking on the other side of Momma's neck, "You no have a bumble bee on this side." "No, Miriam, I only have one mole... they don't come in parts." "Oh, one mole." Pause.  "One bumble bee, not two bumble bees." "It's called a mole, Miriam." Pause. "Bumble bee." Sigh.